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   10-27-2006, 1:20 PM
mskenthediva is online. Last active: 11/26/2006 12:03:35 AM mskenthediva



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I dry humped a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with in the subject line and forward to your friends....and also, send it back to the person that sent it to you.

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked

February--I loved

March--I smoked

April--I dry humped

May--I choked on

June--I murdered

July--I did the Macarena with

August--I had lunch with

September--I danced with

October--I sang to

November--I yelled at

December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath

2-------a monster

3-------a phone

4-------a fork

5-------a Mexican

6-------a gangster

7-------my cell phone

8-------my dog

9-------my best friends' boyfriend

10-------my neighbor

11-------my science teacher

12-------a banana

13-------a fireman

14-------a stuffed animal

15-------a goat

16-------a pickle

17-------your mom

18-------a spoon

19-------myself

20-------a baseball bat

21-------a ninja

22-------Chuck Norris

23-------a noodle

24-------a squirrel

25-------a football player

26-------my sister

27-------my brother

28-------an ipod

29-------a permanent marker

30-------a llama

31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White-------because I am cool like that Black-------because that's how I roll.

Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Red---------because the voices told me to.

Blue--------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green-------because I hate myself.

Purple------because I'm cool.

Gray--------because I was drunk

Yellow------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange------because I hate my family.

Brown-------because I was high.

Other-------because I'm a ninja.

None--------because I can't control myself

Now, type out the sentence you made in the subject line and forward to your friends. And don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you




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   10-27-2006, 1:25 PM
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i dry humped my science teacher because Im a ninja! Yeah! das right.... errybody was kung fu fightin...
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   10-27-2006, 1:34 PM
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I murdered my dog because I am cool like that...
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   10-27-2006, 1:35 PM
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I sang to a llama because I'm cool!

You damn right I am.......lol! and I can enjoyed singing to that llama!


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   10-27-2006, 1:35 PM
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 Honey2138 wrote:
I murdered my dog because I am cool like that...

LOL!

Damn!


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   10-27-2006, 1:35 PM
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I yelled at a llama because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

 

SHOW ME DA MONIES!!!



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   10-27-2006, 1:42 PM
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 MsButterfly94 wrote:

I yelled at a llama because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

 

SHOW ME DA MONIES!!!

Why come nobody offered me a million dollars?...........freakin' llama!


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   10-27-2006, 1:48 PM
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i kicked a spoon cuz that's how i roll. lol

this is actually kinda fun.



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   10-27-2006, 1:50 PM
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 Honey2138 wrote:
I murdered my dog because I am cool like that...

 

that is AWFUL!


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   10-27-2006, 1:53 PM
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iM DYIN OVER HERE! I POSTED IT ON MY SPACE
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 QueenOfTheJungle wrote:

i kicked a spoon cuz that's how i roll. lol

this is actually kinda fun.

That is funny.....you go with your bad self....kickin spoons......lol~


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   10-27-2006, 2:15 PM
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LOL

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   10-27-2006, 2:24 PM
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 U_R_Stupid wrote:
 QueenOfTheJungle wrote:

i kicked a spoon cuz that's how i roll. lol

this is actually kinda fun.

That is funny.....you go with your bad self....kickin spoons......lol~

lmfaO

Yall gon git me fired again


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   10-27-2006, 2:38 PM
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don't get fired on my account . . .

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   10-27-2006, 10:44 PM
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i kicked my cell phone because I am cool like that Black-------because that's how I roll. ...........lol whats funny is i have done this too!
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