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Started by Honey2138 at 04-25-2006 10:13 AM. Topic has 5 replies.

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   04-25-2006, 10:13 AM
Honey2138 is online. Last active: 8/26/2006 4:18:34 AM Honey2138



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I shave my legs, I sit down to pee

And I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon

Can get a massage without a hard-on

I can balance the cheque-book, can pump my own gas

I can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.

At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles at any cost,

And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.

I never forget an important date,

You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore,

Don't need instant replay to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch,

And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a ***.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her

In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.

Would you look at my face, Not at my chest!

I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings

I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.

Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick.

I am a WOMAN, Get it, you ***?



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   06-09-2006, 10:56 AM
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TIGHT WORK!!!!!
The method to finding peace...Relax, Relate, Release....

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   06-09-2006, 11:07 AM
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That's right!!!! *jumping out of my seat*

I love it ..Love it or Leave it Cause this is me.

I could see you reading this..

                        Loved it Honey Bee


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   06-10-2006, 4:30 PM
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Someone sent that to me when I lived on campus...I printed they betch out and posted it on my door...along with all kinds of other stuff...yeah...that's a motto right there!!!



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   06-13-2006, 11:20 AM
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This peom sounds like something Jill Scott would sing... LOL But I am feeling this "And I can justify any shopping spree". Yup I can no doubt about it... LOL


I am a KINGS kid and no one can take that from me....

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   06-13-2006, 8:00 PM
Honey2138 is online. Last active: 8/26/2006 4:18:34 AM Honey2138



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I love this poem... I can't remember where I got it from or who sent it to me... But, it is indeed the coolest poem ever... At least in my book

 



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